Is probably my least favorite thing to do. Ever. I wish that someone would develop a fake lawn…that would stay green, and you could manually adjust the height. That would be cool.
If you develop that, let me know, I will be the first to try it out. Then I can do infomercials for you. It would be great, I feel like we could be an upstoppable team. Taking over the world one cool new fake lawn at a time.
So, Mr. Really Smart Scientist Who Has Nothing Better To Do With His Time, I have thrown the guantlet down. Will you pick it up? I will hold up my end of the bargain if you hold up yours…I look forward to our millions.
Happy Inventing,
Stippick
